Some Infinities are Bigger than other infinities

I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up

When you’re young everything feels like the end of the world. But it’s not, It’s just the beginning. 

  • Officer: C'mon people, clear the scene--
  • Me: this ain't a scene it's a
  • Officer: dont u dare
  • Me: gOD
  • Officer: stop
  • Me: dDAMN
  • Officer: SToP
  • Me: ARMS
  • Officer: rACE

andythanfiction:

matori:

joanjettofarc:

delanowhere:

soundlyawake:

21 Ways You Can Take Mashed Potato To The Next Level

i wonder if joanjettofarc has seen this

be still, my beating heart

hot damn

Protip: To take it to God Tier, try it with other mashed rooty things like yam, sweet potato, turnip, rutabega, parsnip, yucca, taro, celerac, or cassava. They all have unique flavors and textures and you can get awesome new things, but the same techniques will still work!

eacia:

photoshoot by Tomo Brejc for Elle (x)

"Hell hath no fury like a woman interrupted when reading a really good book."

askthegeneraless:

thorki-hiddlesworth:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine getting a detailed handsewn plushie of your favorite character in the mail one day from a mysterious sender, and whenever you’re in danger or distress the plushie turns into a flesh-and-blood version of your character to protect and comfort you

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15 Old Actresses Who Used to Be Smoking Hot

icanrelateto:

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Maggie Smith

If the students at Hogwarts ever saw this picture of Professor McGonagall (known to us as Dame Maggie Smith) they would probably need a Revive Potion soon after.

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Helen Mirren

Many seem to think that Helen Mirren is only getting better with age like a fine wine. But perhaps they would rethink that point of view if they saw this smoking hot picture of her from her youth.

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isseymiyucky:

BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

isseymiyucky:

BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

writing tip #700:

gallifreyanlanterns:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like geodes

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if you want to see what they’re really made of

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you must break them

this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages

elementarymydearloki:

idaresayihavetoomany:

ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER